I've Been Dreaming Of Things Yet To Come

syntaxaero:

adventurecomics:

• Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.
• Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.
• Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.
• Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.
  

Tony Hawk

vexwerewolf:

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

makeuphall:

important-animal-images:

This is me

prismolovesfanfiction:

imagine finding out you’re pregnant bc your family house tapestry self updates

hedwigge:

Harry deserved to punch dumbeldore in the face at least once

the-darling-badger:

Crookshanks being an unpaid intern for Sirius Black is my favorite thing about Prisoner of Azkaban. He had that cat running ERRANDS. Ordering the Firebolt for Harry, stealing Neville’s list of passwords. Crookshanks was Booked and Busy

mischiefhasbeenmanaged:

Lily: *seeing James at the Yule Ball* ..James?

James: Hello Lillian

Lily: My name isn’t Lillian

James: It’s a fancy occasion I’m just trying to be fancy okay

kramit-the-forg:

if i had a nickel for every time Mads Mikkelsen plays a gay supervillain who functions as the toxic influence to our hero i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s still weird that it happened twice.

comeonmessmeup:

can’t believe people think harry potter could beat percy jackson in a fight when harry potter is literally british and percy is from new york

luendland:

How’s the rock cake, Harry?

From Thursday’s Twitch stream. I got carried away with the props lol

marauder-queen:

Hermione: *is introduced to magic*

Hermione: *literally watched a human being turn into an animal*

Hermione: *time travels multiple times through the day*

Professor Trelawney: I can see into the future!

Hermione: NAW MANN! THAT’S BULLSHIT! THAT AIN’T POSSIBLE. FUCK YOU!

dirt-str1der:

3minutesofplaytime:

im doing a timeline of my life for one of my psych classes except im stopping it at 9 years old and just putting “i drowned” and once i turn it in im never going back to class

[ID: go to class that last day dripping wet]